"Say, are you aware that every time your body convulses in wicked and sinful pleasure, you earn another lap in the fiery lakes of Hell? And that Satan will be the only one with multiple orgasms as you are anally raped for all of eternity?"

— A reply from a pastor during a forum argument to why masturbation is wrong (via snapesonaplane)

Not rape if you enjoy it ;D

(via occupycityrail)