1. (Source: poochcrew, via margotxo)

     

  2. spmib:

    stop-hodoring:

    Top Gear in India 

    How can you not like top gear?

    I watched this the other week and was in literal tears

    (Source: jimmy-page-is-my-love, via pizza)

     

  3. boots-n-cats:

    my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

    viergacht:

    karensrnith:

    "this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

    Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

    Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

    WHAT THE FUCk

    This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

    (via thewestboromassacre)

     

  4. meinkampfycouch:

    the big titty committee be like

    this speaks to me on a spiritual level.

    (Source: tsundere-dragon)

     

  5. basedheisenberg:

    Real recognizes real.

    (Source: ryanhatesthis, via ruinedchildhood)

     

  6. icarly-official:

    day 29, they still suspect nothing

    (via thats-so-meme)

     

  7. This is how I see Pokemon

    (Source: frozen-note, via dutchster)

     


  8. Oh I am freaking out

     


  9. Damn, I’m really sad.

     


  10. thecorinediaries:

    prewetts:

    jordanleeemerson:

    secretgaygent:

    rnints:

    imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

    GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

    "what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

    "Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

    (via professionalprocrasturbater)